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65th Birthday Blues

65th Birthday Blues


It only seems like your life is over at sixty five. Just because your hair, mind and teeth have all but vanished and everything that used to point up now sags down (way down); just because you have more chins than a Chinese phonebook doesn't mean there isn't anything good about being 65. You can still look forward to Jello and Chocolate pudding. Let's face, it could be worse. You could be turning 65! So sit back and enjoy this next phase of life.
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 pills, dye your hair, buy a sports car and remember, you're only as old
as you feel! 65 and still alive, who could ask for anything more!
Dr. U.R. Older, Facelift Laboratories, Sagging West Virginia.

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