70th Birthday Blues


Just because your hair is gone and so is your driver’s license, your skin is wrinkled and your toosh droops past your hemrhoids doesn't mean you aren't attractive anymore. Lots of people think that a 70 year old is still pretty hot. A person in their 80's thinks you're very youthful. A 90 year-old thinks you're just a kid at 70. Of course at their age how flattering is that? Let's face it - there's nothing nifty about turning 70. It's depressing! And you've used up more than half your life. But think what you have to look forward to - oh, let's not go there. So just cheer up. But if you can't cheer up to the fact that you're 70, take these pills and sweeten your day!

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