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If you’re an asshole (and you must be if someone is giving you this), you need help!


DIRECTIONS: pop a couple of pills everytime you feel like opening your mouth and talking. If you keep your lips busy sucking on these, you won’t be able to say the dumb things you say that make people think you’re an asshole in the first place! If you have been an asshole for over 5 years dosage of ASSHOLEX should

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