Baditude

If your disposition is getting you into more trouble than it's worth, you need to shake off that attitude with Baditude. Baditude pills work fast to relieve general crankiness and sarcasm, ego mania, Napoleon complexes, rudeness and generally poor manners. It is extremely effective on PMSers and the hormonally deprived.
DIRECTIONS: Remove the big chip on your shoulder and take a couple of Baditude Pills. Practice a nice sweet smile and put a little sugar into all your encounters with people today. (Try not to kick the dog.)
Dr.S.Tickit, B A, Badnrude, Louisianna