Basspirin

Bass Pills, for those days that feel like if today was a fish I'd throw it back. Basspirin will perk you up and make you feel like you're fishing instead of being stuck at work. Just 2 Basspirins will have you daydreaming and telling fishing stories that'll stink up a room in no time at all.

CAUTION: Excessive use of this product may cause you to start shore lunches at work.

Dr. Annette Fullofish, Rod N' Reel Laboratories, Fibbers Corners, South Dakota