Birthday Blasters
$9.99Price
Today's your day.......So have it your way! Eat, drink and be merry. Forget all your cares, boogie to the birthday beat, kiss all the friends you see starting with me!
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 DOUBLE STRENGTH BIRTHDAY BLASTER tablets, pin your home address on your chest, put on a clean pair of underwear and have a blast while it lasts.
Dr. Sum Ting Wong. Bowl Hugging Laboratories, Hangover Maryland.