Today's your day.......So have it your way! Eat, drink and be merry. Forget all your cares, boogie to the birthday beat, kiss all the friends you see starting with me!
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 DOUBLE STRENGTH BIRTHDAY BLASTER tablets, pin your home address on your chest, put on a clean pair of underwear and have a blast while it lasts.
Dr. Sum Ting Wong. Bowl Hugging Laboratories, Hangover Maryland.