Bonergizer

When you just can't get enough of that loving feeling, get Bonergizer, the medication that lets you keep on going all night and all day long! No more quickies! No more wham bam thank you ma'am! Just endless love - no need to sleep, eat or take a break - Bonergizer contains everything you need to keep going. Break world records of love! Take Bonergizer and strap yourself in!

Warning: If you should experience an erection lasting longer than 6 weeks and your girlfriend can no longer walk, stop use immediately and have her consult her physician.

Dr. Hy Hardwon, Big Bone Laboratories, Schlong Flats, NY