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The human mouth was not meant to travel the full anatomy, but most of us have been bitten by that little muff diving dinnosaur the “Lickalotapuss.”
Now there is help for tell tale breath of where your mouth has been travelling. Clitorits, the after ate mint that gives you that icy fresh breath. So if you eat out a lot or just take a box lunch or snack on a tuna taco you will love Clitorits.
Instructions: Munch and Crunch. bite down hard and crunch one pill right after your face job.
Warning: This pill can be taken by either sex, strong enough for a man but made for both male and female.

Dr. Harry Chinrest & Dr. Connie Lingus. Drs of Cunnilinguistics, Beaver Damn, Kuntucky.

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