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DIRECTIONS: Take 2 pills every day. Take 2 pills every day. Take 2 pills every day. Take 2
WARNING: DO NOT FORGET TO TAKE.

Dr. Walt Zimer, MD. Kevorkian Labs, Oldfolk Virginia.