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Morning Wood

Morning Wood


When the loads are too big and you need to get your lumber to market you can count on The Morning Wood lumber company to deliver the goods. Say good morning to my little friend! One try and she’ll whine for your pine, weep for your willow and play with your crabapples till the sap’s all gone. become a 21st century Paul Bunyon w ith MWLC.

Instructions: One pill the night before, log in first thing in the morning.
Warning: Morning Wood is habit forming and must be taken in moderation. If you find that she is becoming a hog for the log , consult your doctor or cut back to every other day.

Side Effects: streched out baggie underpants, splinters, and if morning wood last for more than 5 hours, you’ll be late for work.

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