Do you suffer from two-thumb-itis? Has your hand-held device become part of your anatomy? Is it in your palm 24/7? Here's help at last for serious Crackberry addiction. Take 2 crackberry pills and put the blasted thing down. That's right. Place it on the dresser or in a drawer. Gently turn off the switch located on the phone and breath inand out, slowly. If you haven't died yet, walk away from the device. That's it. Slowly walk away and Get a life! Side effects may include no more traffic tickets, a return of a social life, a happy marriage, uninterupted family activities and happy thumbs.