Day Off

As soon as you take a DAY-OFF, the day is yours! You can do anything your little heart desires - change the batteries on your smoke detector, rotate your tires, reinflate your girl/boyfriend, polish your bowling ball - it doesn't matter - it's your DAY-OFF all day long! Take with caution as DAY-OFF can be
habit forming. Side effects may include over-sleeping, getting fired, increased sex drive, cravings for large sandwiches in bed and the uncontrollable desire to golf.
YOUR OFFICE MESSAGE: I’m in the office today.... not, but I am away from my desk, Please leave a message...not! If this is urgent I am truly sorry. not. If this is my boss, cough, cough, I’m not feeling so good