A heady combination of the BIGUS DICUS flower from the sunny slopes of Biteme in Upper Slobovia together with the rare DORKIS GIGANTIS plant found under elephant turds in the deepest jungle in Dark Apricka, come together to create the popular Dickhead Pill. This pill will change even the worst dickhead into a sweetie pie. It works on all sexes, ages, shapes and sizes. Anyone can be a dickhead - especially bosses, supervisors, co-workers, siblings and teachers. Works miracles on 'exes, spouses and in-laws too!