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Dozy Driver

Dozy Driver


So maybe the first two advance green lights were not quite the right color for you or maybe you weren’t finished your coffee and bagel, or maybe your driving is interfering with your cell phone conversation or maybe you’re just sitting there, behind the wheel sawing logs! BUT jeez-Louise –you haven’t moved in over an hour and the car behind you is loading his shotgun! So wipe thedrool from your chin and pop a couple of Dozy Driver Pills with a jug of espresso and hopefullythat’ll put a little lead in your gas pedal foot!


WARNING: Please ensure that your cell phone is in the OFF position before the angry motorist behind you shoves it where the sun don’t shine!

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