Drama Queen

If life is just too much - if you feel constantly pressured, stressed, over-anxious, frustrated or beyond help - don't jump into bed and pull the covers over your head - take Drama Queen Pills instead. Particularly effective for the hormonally challenged, Drama Queen Pills will help you get over all those petty annoyances that keep creeping up - like guys, quarrels with your friends and siblings, using your parents car, bad hair days, relatives, pigging out, and zits.
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 Drama Queen Pills each morning before talking to anyone.

Dr. Waat Ever, So Not For Me Labs, Badenrude, New Orleans