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"Drive for show, putt for dough and shank for comic relief!"

Golf is a lot like sex. When it's all over, you usually feel that you should have scored a little better. But don't despair - there's help at last with Dufferin, the pills for golfers who suck.

DIRECTIONS: Take 2 Dufferin tablets and go to bed. Don't go to the club. Don't play today. Stay home and give the guys behind you a break.

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