Fart Smart

Are you a “PULL MY FINGER ” type of person? If so than FartSmart is for you. It’s for the discriminating type of farters. Perfect gift for Farter’s Day. This medication gives you complete control over your farts, you choose the time and the place to blast one out into the atmosphere. This new improved SmartFart contains Nosoundatall that muffles the noise and further confuses the recepient of your reek. FartSmart is fot uh! uh! not me kind of guy. Blame the dog the cat or the goldfish, no one will know it was you.
Instructions: 2 pills after each meal, for the rest of your life.