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If you suffer from terminal stupidity, you need Fool Aid, the medication trusted by idiots to help grow brain cells. Once you have a new brain cell your existing one won't be so lonely. You'll actually be able to chew gum and walk at the same time!

DIRECTIONS: Just take 2 Fool Aid pills and wait for your brain to grow. Or take 2 Fool Aids and don’t call me in the morning. Or take 2 Fool Aids and join Fools Anonymous. It’s free and it only costs $50 for non members.

WARNING: Side effects can include hair growth on knuckles, buck front teeth with large spaces and a portruding forehead.

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