None of the drugs you're taking is going to make you feel as good as this one! WHY? Because this pill will make you laugh and that is the best medicine of all!
CONTENTS INCLUDE SOMETHING FOR WHATEVER AILS YOU:
Peptobimbo (Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence and improves flirting.) Dumerol (Can cause dangerously low I.Q. which may result in hair going blonde) Flipitor (Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.) JackAsspirin (Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.) Anti-talksident (A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.) Ragamet (When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.)