Hair Off


Tired of being mistaken for Chewbacca or Big Foot? Tired of being vaccuumed by your wife? Now there is help, throw away your machetti and pick up a box of Hairoff®. A couple of pills a day and the hair will fly off like a dandylion in bloom. Discover your nipples and bellybutton and what ever other treasures have been living under your body carpet.
Instructions: Take a couple of Hairoff® pills each night before bed and in a weeks time you w ill have shed your winter coat.
Warning: It could get a little chily in the winter.

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