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Hair Off

Hair Off


Tired of being mistaken for Chewbacca or Big Foot? Tired of being vaccuumed by your wife? Now there is help, throw away your machetti and pick up a box of Hairoff®. A couple of pills a day and the hair will fly off like a dandylion in bloom. Discover your nipples and bellybutton and what ever other treasures have been living under your body carpet.
Instructions: Take a couple of Hairoff® pills each night before bed and in a weeks time you w ill have shed your winter coat.
Warning: It could get a little chily in the winter.

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