If you spent last night bombed, kegged, looped or loaded you need DOUBLE STRENGTH help in nano seconds! DAMM Hang Over Pills are the instant cure for chronic morning after suffering. Get immediate relief from throbbing headaches, projectile chunk blowing, enlarged liver, deadly beer farts and stagnant gorilla breath.
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 DAMM HANGOVER tablets, flush your car keys down the toilet and keep drinking! The more hammered you are, the less you'll care about puking and a sore head!
Remember Never Drink & Drive.
Dr. Ralph Yurgutsout C. N. Double Labs. Loaded, Texas