You’re about to have your cake and eat it too. This is your lucky day. Happy Birthday Big Boy pills is the only gift worth opening today. Whoever gave you this gift is about to give you something else. She’ll blow out your candles and blow your mind. Follow her to ecstasy and have the best day and night of your life, and don’t forget to leave room for the cake.
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 Big Boy Birthday pills and do whatever she says.
Dr. Hugh R. Lucky, Big Boy Labs. Lovers Lane, Louisianna