Housework

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Directions: Install a coin laundromat in the basement. Put vending machines in the kitchen. Swallow 2 Screw Housework Pills with a jug of red wine. Put on a little Otis Redding, light a candle or two, take off your shoes and leave your guilt behind. Within minutes you won't give a hoot about cleaning up anything.

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