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If you suffer from terminal dumbness, you need Imbicillin, the medication trusted by idiots to help grow brain cells. Once you have a new brain cell your existing one won't be so lonely. You'll actually be able to chew gum and walk at the same time!

DIRECTIONS: Just take 2 Imbicillin pills with a tall glass of shut the hell up. Wait 10 minutes for your IQ to rise to high single digits.

WARNING: Side affects can include hair growth on knuckles, portruding front teeth with large spaces and an extruding forehead. If you experience severe constipation, stop medication immedietly and consult your plumber.

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