Exactly how mad is she?
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When you're late for anything 3 pills/ Didn't notice your hairdo 5 pills/
Didn't notice new dress 5 pills/ Looked at another woman 8 pills / Forgot her birthday 10 pills / Didn't appreciate dinner 15 pills / Didn't say "I love you" 10 pills/
Forgot Anniversary Get out of town these pills wont help.
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