Matri Moan

Divorce: meaning (Di.vor.ce) the future tence for the word marriage. Divorce is like riding a horse. It stinks like hell and leaves you with a damn sore butt! . . . but these pills will help you get back in the saddle fast. No matter how bad your divorce gets, it isn’t half as bad as staying married – so sit back and enjoy the ride.

Watch your lawyer earn thousands trying to get you back your $200 TV set! Watch your ex’s lawyer get rich while you grow poor! It’s all part of DIVORCE – that ugly word which means you’re screwed!

DIRECTIONS: Every time you have to meet with the lawyers, swallow 2 of these pills with all of your pride and a generous cup of vodka, It might save you a couple of bucks!