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Does your mother-in-law have a cow every other day? Is she udderly ridiculous? Do you want to kick in her teats sometimes? Do you hope she gets a belly ache in every one of her 6 stomachs?

These pills will stop you from going grazy , no matter what kind of bag your mother-in-law is and no matter how many cow pies she throws your way. With these pills you’ll enjoy a blissful time in greener pastures.

DIRECTIONS: Stop spinning your veals and take 2 Mooother-in-law pills, two ear plugs, 3 brown cows and milk it for all it’s worth.

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