Nagenders

Before you find yourself standing over her with an axe, get relief from constant nagging. With Nagenders there's no need to mutter obscenities under your breath, roll your eyes behind her back or flip her the bird when she's in another room. Just let Nagenders carry you to a happy place where there are no whining women nagging the life blood right out of you.
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 Nagender tablets with 16 ounces of Tequila.
Not only will you not hear the nagging you won't give a damn either! Before you kill her!

Dr. Hellen Bakk, Ruth Less Laboratories, Nagging, West Virgina