Nagotine

Stop nagging people who smoke. We're already standing outside freezing our butts off for a butt, getting dirty looks from everyone passing by. We don't need someone lecturing us about the evils of smoking. So the next time you have the urge to nag, take a Nagotine with a nice warm cup of shut the hell up!!

Dr. Nick O. Teen
Yellow Fingers Laboratories
Hacking, West Virginia