Another year, another reason to get the help you need from OLD POWER, the medicine made exclusively for the age-challenged. Don't let another birthday get you down, pick up that cane, glue in those teeth, stick on that hair and get ready to party! Remember, you're not getting older (you're way past that!) you're getting senile! Soon you won't give a damn about anything. So enjoy your time while you can still remember it!
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 Old Power Pills with spiked prune juice, pass a little wind and let the good times roll!
Dr. Gerry Attricks, Walt Zymmers Labs. Shady Pines, Ohio