On Time

Are you tired of being late all the time? Are people always mad at you? Have you run out of excuses? On Time is a pill ahead of it's time. Take On Time Pills and your problem will disappear!
DIRECTIONS: Before you go anywhere pop 2 On Time Pills. No matter what time you get there, these pills will help you dream up a fantastic reason for your tardiness. Your excuses will be more creative, more interesting and will provide hours of laughs behind your back! So add a little fun to being late with the pills that'll help you create!