Had too much Christmas cheer? Are you stuffed tighter than the Christmas turkey you just ate? Have you overstuffed your intestinal stocking? Before people start mistaking you for a
Christmas parade float take Over-Eaters pills.
DIRECTIONS: Pour a little gravy on your hips to help you slide out of the chair. Take 2 Over-Eaters pills and go for a nice long walk - after 30 or 40 miles, you'll start feeling better! Keep walking until you can see your own feet over your big gut!