Over the Hill

HELPFUL OVER THE HILL ACRONYMS
ATD - at the doctor / BFF - best friend fell
BTW - bring the wheelchair / BYOT - bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where I was / PBL - pacemaker battery low
FMD - forgot my diapers / IMHAO- is my hearing aid on
ITICM- I think I crapped myself / ITNCFM - is that noise coming from me?
WMN - whats my name / TTML - talk to me louder
NMFJ - no more f*#@*% jello

Dr. Dina Saur. Kevorkian Labs, Dementia, Alabama