Princess

I saw it, I wanted it, I threw a fit, I got it. Most people don’t understand my methods, My life is eat, (no carbs) sleep, (with you wish!) and shop (like with daddy’s credit card) Even though Perfect is my middle name, and like tell your boyfriend to stop staring, I am out of his league and he is like soooo boring. I know my finger is small but daddy is still wrapped around it, even though he says I can date when I’m 30..... Chaaa! as if! So even if the world does revolve around me, these Princess pills have helped me cope with (sux) reality.

Dr. Bill Mydad. Centre of Attention Labs. Snooty Pines, New York