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Sexy Senior

Sexy Senior


Ain’t got no money, but I sure could use a honey Cuz since I got these Sexy Senior Pills I’ve been horny as a bunny. Go from being a slipper shuffling old cucker to a swingin senior with a magic glint in your eye! Park the cane, forget the pain and get yourself some action (and we don’t mean the kind caused by prune juice! ) Take 2 Sexy Senior Pills with a glass of Bromo and you’ll be ready to party.

Dr. Kay O. Pectate
Kevorkian Labs
Oldfolk, Virginia

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