Shak n Fake
Shake'n'Fake will help you create the best shakin' & fakin' he'll ever experience. Just one pill and your fakin' & shakin' will be wakin' the neighbours. Your howls will have him believing he's the King Kong of lovers. Remember the better you perform the better he performs, the better he performs the sooner it's over. He'll be rolled over and snoring and you can get back to doing your nails or reading or finishing that nice sweater you've been knitting.