Soul Cleanser

“Lead me not into temptation for I already know the way” In that case this is the perfect product for you. Just in time. Get back in the game and ward away all temptation, for these are your enemies with Jesus Soul Cleansing Medication. For you know this! That thou shall never have to pray again for a sweet, pure, refreshingly cleansed soul. With Jesus Soul Cleanser’s fast acting ingredients you’ll be on an uptown train on Judgement Day, Amen.
 
Instructions: Two pills every morning three on Sundays before church and you’re good to go.