Quip Frok? Hu Forte? Copo Fahrtima? Hubba Badunga? Ku Farta?
Che Clammo? Hug Fargyt? Kwa Farboola? Ooba Poopoo? Qui Frappe?
Hyo Frabbe? Kolu Fardullah? Kit Farne? Kuz Fezzzz? Wis Poopski?
OO Broke Wind? Kolu Fartescu? Wer Fartzen? Ka Farkokkennen?
Donga Piu? Qui a Coupé le Fromage?
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