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Get that first time feeling every time with Super Hymen's Born Again Virgin Pills, the miracle cure for over-used snappers. No more sloppy seconds! No more roomy rosebuds! Say goodbye to hefty holes, pounds of pie, massive muscles . . . Born Again Virgin is a terrific twat tuck in a pill!


DIRECTIONS: Take 2 Born Again Virgin Pills before sex with massive amounts of liquor.
Whether you're with your one special love or the whole damn gang, you can serve up cherry
delight cause you'll be tight as a drum for hours.

Dr. Fitz Nicentight, Cherry Pop Laboratories, New Beaver, Virginia

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