Weight Waddlers

Are you considering Plumpo Suction? A Tummy Tuck? A Stomach Stapling? Hold it right there! We can help you spend your money without painful surgery! Weight Waddlers is the new miracle cure for the serious dieter who has tried every popular weight loss scam. We want some of your money too! Before you bankrupt your blubber bank, share a little of your crisco disco with us! DIRECTIONS: Buy lots of these pills. Take a package of pills every day with 173 glasses of water. Eat nothing. Run everywhere. We guarantee you'll lose weight fast. NOTE: If you want to speed things up, drink 60 ounces of prune juice twice a day.

Dr. Sharon Sharealike. Tub-O-Lard Labs Hollow Leg, Indiana