What a Putz
Frozen golf course a source of depression? Do you sob just thinking about 12 more weeks of winter? Are you experiencing sudden urges to tee off in the snow? WHAT-A-PUTZ GOLF PILLS cures Winter Golf Ache forever.
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 tablets and stay in bed till May!
GOLFER'S WINTER MOTTO: "If you can't love the balls you whack, whack the balls you love
Dr. Harry Putter, Dogleg, Indiana