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Always give 100% at work. 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and of course 5% on Friday. If you work more than you don't, you need help! And we don't mean an assistant.
You need serious help from Workahol PILLS FOR WORKAHOLICS, the drastic cure for the 24/7 challenged. Workahol will help you get aquainted with your family....guess how many kids you have, guess how many affairs your spouse is having. Don’t miss out any longer, go home early and see if your family still lives there.

DIRECTIONS: These pills must be taken away from the job, preferably with your family who is starting to forget what you look like. Take 2 pills every time you think about work. If you finish this in less than 2 hours, seek professional help!

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