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Always give 100% at work. 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and of course 5% on Friday. If you work more than you don't, you need help! And we don't mean an assistant. You need serious help from WORKLESS PILLS FOR WORKAHOLICS, the drastic cure for the 24/7 challenged.
DIRECTIONS: These pills must be taken away from the job, preferably with your family who is starting to forget what you look like. Take 2 pills every time you think about work. If you finish this pack in less than 2 hours, seek professional help!

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