Don't worry about wrinkles! They're just antique smiles! And there are lots of good things about wrinkles, oh yes! For one thing, they don't hurt! For another they get you discounts at movies. When you go to Early Bird Specials you NEED wrinkles to get in! These pills help you accept your wrinkles for what they are - proof that you're alive!
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 Wrinkleicious Pills before looking in the mirror.
It's simply Wrinkleicious!