If you want a happpy marriage, you need "Yes Dear" Pills, the medication that works every time! Simply take 2 pills every day and insert them into your ears. Whenever you see your partner's lips moving, say "Yes Dear" and you'll be on your way to a happy marriage. Since we're doling out advice, here's some more: Having a great marriage is as easy as 1-2-3
1. Don't argue.
2. Buy presents often.
3. If it's on a plate and it isn't moving, eat it!
DIRECTIONS: Take 2 pills daily and practice saying "Yes dear".
Dr. Olive Yoo, Howard I. Know Labs. Dontnagmee, Tennessee